Conversation I had with George this morning while he was sitting on the potty:

Him: "Mama, I did it! I went poo-poo on the potty!"

Me: "I know, that's great!"

Him: "Are you so proud of me?"

Me (realizing I'm probably going to be potty-praising for a long time): "Yes, I am!"

Him: "Why?"

Me (thinking fast): "Because you listened to your body, and told me when you had a poo-poo, instead of doing it in your diaper."

Him: "Mama, what is my bottom saying to me now?"

Me: "I don't know, is it saying there's more poo-poo? Or is it saying you're all done?"

Him (listening hard): "Ummm.... more poo-poo."